Is this the WORLDS FASTEST stock G80 M3?

hova00 · 03-24-2023, 08:20 AM

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What's up ladies and gentlemen! I had the pleasure of taking my 100% stock 2023 BMW M3 xDrive to the drag strip recently and ran a 10.9@125.xxmph. Car is full weight and just like it came off the showroom floor with regular 93 pump gas.

From what I can find this appears to be the first stock G80 M3 in the 10's and possibly the fastest/quickest time from a stock g80 M3. The car managed to get a 1.5 60' time which is unreal for me. I've been drag racing for years and never cut a 1.5 60' time.

2011ninja · 03-24-2023, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by hova00

What's up ladies and gentlemen! I had the pleasure of taking my 100% stock 2023 BMW M3 xDrive to the drag strip recently and ran a 10.9@125.xxmph. Car is full weight and just like it came off the showroom floor with regular 93 pump gas.

From what I can find this appears to be the first stock G80 M3 in the 10's and possibly the fastest/quickest time from a stock g80 M3. The car managed to get a 1.5 60' time which is unreal for me. I've been drag racing for years and never cut a 1.5 60' time.

https://youtu.be/OR6ofCtAAgc

I see the car is definitely lowered.

Is it tuned?

Likeanowl · 03-24-2023, 10:13 AM

I love videos like this. They title it “100% bone stock!” And then half way through are like “it’s totally stock besides being lowered, intakes, tune, downpipes, carbon hood, carbon trunk. But other than that its 100% stock!”

hova00 · 03-24-2023, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Likeanowl

I love videos like this. They title it “100% bone stock!” And then half way through are like “it’s totally stock besides being lowered, intakes, tune, downpipes, carbon hood, carbon trunk. But other than that its 100% stock!”

Where or when does it say the car is modified?? 🕰️ I’ll wait??

The car is “100% STOCK” No DP, tune, tires, witch oil nada…nothing

hova00 · 03-24-2023, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by 2011ninja

I see the car is definitely lowered.

Is it tuned?

No Tune. Its clearly stated the car is 100% stock. Tires and all. Don’t forget BMW offers a HAS Kit

2011ninja · 03-24-2023, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by hova00

No Tune. Its clearly stated the car is 100% stock. Toes and all. Don’t forget BMW offers a HAS Kit

Everyone has their own version of stock

A dude posted a similar time as you and car was tuned but no suspension changes.

He said his car is stock too.

That’s a fast time congratulations.

🦅.

Psychos1s · 03-24-2023, 12:19 PM

Congrats on the time!

Side note: What was the error message, "Damage to vehicle detected" about?

Edit: Added screenshot

BIGW0RM · 03-24-2023, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Psychos1s

Congrats on the time!

Side note: What was the error message, "Damage to vehicle detected" about?

Where you see that message? It doesn't sound very good...

Psychos1s · 03-24-2023, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by BIGW0RM

Where you see that message? It doesn't sound very good...

It was on the video at 4:12 - 4:16 mark when he was showing how much gas he had in the car etc. Added screenshot to my original post for clarification.

mr.angus · 03-24-2023, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Psychos1s

Congrats on the time!

Side note: What was the error message, "Damage to vehicle detected" about?

Edit: Added screenshot

I think I’ve had this message pop up once when I was in my M2 mode with all traction control disabled. Car seemed to be confused about me launching it and spinning the tires a bit, I think it thought it was about to crash or something. Message went away and never came back. Had two services since then also and nothing found by the dealership.

CuzDawg3 · 03-26-2023, 09:04 PM

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I think I’ve had this message pop up once when I was in my M2 mode with all traction control disabled. Car seemed to be confused about me launching it and spinning the tires a bit, I think it thought it was about to crash or something. Message went away and never came back. Had two services since then also and nothing found by the dealership.

I just had this message pop up on my G80 today. Went for a drive with my boy and got gas, and was driving back home he asked "can we do a launch control?" Of course I obliged. Oil temp was good, and we'd driven 10ish miles. Got it all set up and launched. (Oh my, never gets old!) And after chirping the poor winter tires, that message came up. Never seen it before, so wondered if a rock hit any of the front cameras or sensors. Brakes worked. Car sounded normal Drove home. Checked under the hood for anything obvious. Looked at all the coolers and felt the oil cooler (I have the turner skid plate) and saw nothing. Chalked it up to a sensor somewhere getting whiplashed. I'll keep an eye on it though. It is a wee bit concerning wording.

Kiddo went in and told my wife "Mom! Dad broke the bimmer!" *sigh* Little stinker!

Humdizzle · 03-27-2023, 02:13 AM

very impressive time.

but there are so many guys who claim fastest 'stock' car. fastest 'tune only'. fastest 'stock turbo', fastest 'pump gas' car. its all a bit ridiculous. especially when the computer is doing the launch and shifting.

brava09 · 03-27-2023, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Psychos1s

Congrats on the time!

Side note: What was the error message, "Damage to vehicle detected" about?

Edit: Added screenshot

That shows up on too fast acceleration, or too fast deceleration. Some sensors confused

CanAutM3 · 03-27-2023, 08:47 AM

This is pretty much in line with C&D test of the M4xDrive:

LuvMyE92 · 03-27-2023, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by hova00

I've been drag racing for years and never cut a 1.5 60' time.

So that was you in the video?

Great reaction time (except perhaps once

) thanks for sharing.

ErikJ1 · 03-27-2023, 11:06 AM

Been subed to your YT channel for a while!

GOLFFRR · 03-27-2023, 11:52 AM

Nice man! these things are rockets out the box for sure!

ChrisM3 · 03-27-2023, 01:10 PM

Great ET/mph!

I used to race at Cecil in 2000. It’s one of the fastest tracks in the country with amazing DA especially in fall and spring.

Trojan4evr · 03-27-2023, 02:28 PM

Congrats. That accent threw me off, then I saw Maryland and I was like that checks out correctly.

Awesome looking car and hella impressive.

BMA89 · 03-27-2023, 02:40 PM

If the car is lowered how is it stock? Well at least to me it’s not.

Who's on first · 03-27-2023, 03:52 PM

Cecil is my local track also (15 minutes from me.. give or take). It’s been the fastest track for decades.

We love it.

forcefed · 03-27-2023, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Who's on first

Cecil is my local track also (15 minutes from me.. give or take). It’s been the fastest track for decades.

We love it.

Good track prep it seems, stock car getting 1.57 60 footer is nuts.

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