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      12-01-2021, 08:43 AM   #36675
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If I do this in my Audi, the engine ECU assumes that there is a fly-by-wire throttle error and shuts the engine down until you release one or the other. Discovered on a closed course, when trying to keep the turbo spooled while left-foot braking. Don't try this at home.....

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      12-01-2021, 11:58 AM   #36678
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If I do this in my Audi, the engine ECU assumes that there is a fly-by-wire throttle error and shuts the engine down until you release one or the other. Discovered on a closed course, when trying to keep the turbo spooled while left-foot braking. Don't try this at home.....
You can solve that inconvenience by selling the Audi.
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You can solve that inconvenience by selling the Audi.
I wish that I legally could sell it! Without going into details, I am bound by the 22-year-old purchase/sponsorship contract where that is not an option.

If it makes you feel any better, it hasn't been out of the race car hauler for over two years now.....
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Well...She's no French Toast.

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P E is okay if you're not a quitter.
Maybe this is a TMI story and the Sherry talking...

When my dad came back home after weeks away on missions, my Mum would tell him " Hit the shower and get rid of the easy one."

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