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      03-16-2021, 09:44 AM   #31769
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Meticulously maintained by dealer.
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Trainee car cleaner thought paint stripper was wax polish
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Trainee car cleaner thought paint stripper was wax polish
Has some issues with the paint. Could use professional paint correction.

This could go on forever. The jokes nearly write themselves.
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... and I'll call Rusty.
Meh. Just roll it around a bit. It'll come right out.
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Not sure if you guys are poking fun, or what.

I'm thinking a lot of time and effort went into this look. I mean, plastic bumper covers don't usually rust.
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      03-16-2021, 09:57 AM   #31774
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Not sure if you guys are poking fun, or what.

I'm thinking a lot of time and effort went into this look. I mean, plastic bumper covers don't usually rust.
If it's been sitting in a barn since about 2019, it could happen.
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      03-16-2021, 10:51 AM   #31776
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It was too obvious, but an ugly one at that. (jmo)
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      03-16-2021, 12:37 PM   #31778
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... and I'll call Rusty.
Reminds me of the Chameleon XLE SNL skit...

Edit: sorry - I didn't watch the whole video before I posted it. Here is the whole video without some moron inserting himself.

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-l...on-xle/2859849


Original bad video:
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Reminds me of the Chameleon XLE SNL skit...
The new M3/4 grille is the ultimate Chameleon XLE play.
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You're new here so you're excused. It's known as VD around here. We say, "Happy VD!!! Spread the Joy!!"

Give it a try next year. You'll be surprised at the reactions you get!!
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Anyone ever get this for Valentines Day?
You're new here so you're excused. It's known as VD around here. We say, "Happy VD!!! Spread the Joy!!"

Give it a try next year. You'll be surprised at the reactions you get!!
You're mom has VD
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