[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by JTO24

People fear change, man! Meanwhile I'm ready to meet our tall grill overlords

Me too bro! Me too!

[PURE340i]

Looks like it's getting similar G20 kidney grills. I think this car will look great looking forward to the initial release.

[325iExecutive]

Originally Posted by 'Cane

I suck at PS but I messed around a bit with another "concept" that I saw. I see a little something like this in the photos here. Maybe?

I think you nailed it with that

[bobloblaw]

So is the grille gonna be two separate pieces? Or joined in the middle with a piece of trim like the G20, M2 Competition, and 8er? Or completely open in the middle like the i Vision Dynamics and iX3?

[M3 Number 86]

There's two mules. This one and the big grill one. They both show up in the last video that was posted.

[Blindside_137]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Me too bro! Me too!

At this point I'm just glad bimmerpost has lubed up the entry. I'm ready to see this thing.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Blindside_137

At this point I'm just glad bimmerpost has lubed up the entry. I'm ready to see this thing.

Like a true fluffer. The shock has probably been reduced by at least 30%. SCOTT26 has done an excellent job of priming/fluffing us. That's probably what he is paid to do; prepare our small vaginas for that Mandingo pounding. I actually admire how well he has done at taking the shock & awe out of us leading up to the official reveal. I need to buy that man a drink.....


.....after my vagina recovers.


I'm actually curious about how that conversation went down.

BMW: "Listen SCOTT! We realize that this new look is going to be a game changer; polarizing even. We need you to utilize the trust you've garnered from the enthusiast community and prep them for what's coming to the market. We need their eyes to adjust before this new car is officially revealed. We give you full license to do what you need to do to accomplish that, even if it's force feeding them details of the design. Anal only hurts if you fight against it. Do the Lord's work!"

SCOTT26: "You got it! ...and you can count on me. By the way, should I use a water based lube or petroleum based lube?"

BMW: "Go in deep sans the lube for all we care. Just get it done, and with minimal tearing."

Lol!!!

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by PURE340i

Looks like it's getting similar G20 kidney grills. I think this car will look great looking forward to the initial release.

It's not!

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by bobloblaw

So is the grille gonna be two separate pieces? Or joined in the middle with a piece of trim like the G20, M2 Competition, and 8er? Or completely open in the middle like the i Vision Dynamics and iX3?

It's not separate in terms of horizontal halves. The long grills will be bisected by the license plate. Think Audi large grill with a plate in the middle.

[jackaleyess]

Someone please fire BMW's head of design.

[bobloblaw]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

It's not separate in terms of halves. The long grills will be bisected by the license plate. Think Audi large grill with a plate in the middle.

I mean halves like lengthwise. Will it be two separate kidneys with paint in between like the Z4 and X3? Or with a piece in between like the G20 and 8er? Or one giant piece like the iX3?

[pbar]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

It's not separate in terms of halves. The long grills will be bisected by the license plate. Think Audi large grill with a plate in the middle.

Where can I get a California license plate made to 4x the normal size?

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by bobloblaw

I mean halves like lengthwise. Will it be two separate kidneys with paint in between like the Z4 and X3? Or with a piece in between like the G20 and 8er? Or one giant piece like the iX3?

Based on my understanding and the full grill spy shots, it'll be two tall pieces; no paint in the middle, but with a section to mount the plate. It's going to look funny with our smaller U.S. plates. The German plates may fare better.

[Miko M]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

At this point I'm just glad bimmerpost has lubed up the entry. I'm ready to see this thing.

Like a true fluffer. The shock has probably been reduced by at least 30%. SCOTT26 has done an excellent job of priming/fluffing us. That's probably what he is paid to do; prepare our small vaginas for that Mandingo pounding. I actually admire how well he has done at taking the shock & awe out of us leading up to the official reveal. I need to buy that man a drink.....


.....after my vagina recovers.[/QUOTE]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Based on my understanding and the full grill spy shots, it'll be two tall pieces; no paint in the middle, but with a section to mount the plate. It's going to look funny with our smaller U.S. plates. The German plates may fare better.

I will make mine own custom plates that will cover the grill more
Basically change the grill shape. Custom molding... Hahaha

[Dog Face Pony Soldier]

I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

[///M TOWN]

Originally Posted by bmrm396

The next 2 coupe??? Would be sic

The 2er is the only other smaller Coupe it could be.

The 4 series is getting bigger, hopefully the 2er will not end up the same.

[antzcrashing]

Originally Posted by V-Eight

Hope they're trolling us.....

But I rest such scared about what it could happen. I've got a friend in BMW in Munich...and he told me that...yes....both M3/4 and 4 series will have an oversized kidney grille.....so...i'm scared.....

How do I know you are not part of bmw M's trolling that scott is referring to? I trust no one!

[solstice]

Thank you Scott for chiming in totally debunking this ghastly mule. I’m all in for the design as hinted by yourself and the attempted 4 series render by Bimmerpost but everything grill on this Spain mule is g’damn awful.

[Fuller]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

It's interesting to me from a psychological perspective the lengths people will go through to feed their denial and avoid acceptance. Most of us have stomached the reality that is upon us, but there are a few who are unwilling to accept the reality for what it is. I'm glad those individuals are brave enough to go on record though. It'll be entertaining to witness their reactions and attempts at back pedaling when the car is revealed and the grills are indeed large and unlike anything currently in BMW's line-up.

It's not THAT big of a deal, if I'm to play this down for a minute. If I really can't get over the way the car looks, I simply won't buy it. They can fashion an antique steam engine cow catcher on the front of it for all I care.

[F85MTuNED]

Originally Posted by SCOTT26

It's an older prototype. So it carries the generic G20 front fascia but the lower aerodynamic portions seem to be from the M3/M4.
You have to admit this is genius trolling on behalf of BMW M.
They remove the lower portion to tease especially when we are at the period where the front camouflage has to be removed especially for heat and altitude testing.

Hit it right on the head... BMW M is doing a great job at trolling everyone. Now what would be gold is if they actually laugh at all of us going crazy in these threads lol

[yuKon22]

Nothing more than a pre production bar for hot weather testing of cooling to regulate the beast within, willing to bet it's going to look🔥🔥🔥?

[khanyam4]

BMW taking us all the way to the river.

btw love our very own riddler