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And they have 20 head shots that are differentiated only by the lighting and background - every shot is from the same angle, with the same facial expression looking the same direction. Zoolander's Blue Steel had nothing on these girls.
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Yup, never understood it. Basically they just want someone to be their friend zone bitch without the friend part. I guess at least they are open about it so smart guys can avoid them. There will always be those who will attempt to chase thinking it will work out.
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That and snapchat filters. If every one of your pics contains a filter, immediate swipe left.
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Just added this shit to my profile. I might also add it to my Match profile...
Please do not message me if: You don't have a vehicle. Your profile says you love to laugh/have fun. Congrats, you're human!!! All your photos have Snapchat filters or a bunch of other filters. You have 20 photos that are all just head shots from the same angle. |
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What's with all the chicks wearing mirrored aviator shades? Some of them don't have a single pic where they're not wearing them. News flash, girls: you don't look good in them. Chuck Yeager looked good in them. Your grandpa looked good in them. The pilots in Top Gun looked good in them. You don't.
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Liberal weenie cuck-tards will do anything she says. And pay for everything. Because...THE PATRIARCHY!!!
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Have at 'em.
The other one that makes me puke is where their main - or perhaps only - profile pic is with a dog. Usually some yippy little muskie-bait ankle-biter.
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you guys are cracking me up
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I feel for you. My wife had/has chronic migraines since a teenager. Im talking 12+ days a month. We have MRI's that show progressive lesions on her brain from them. We started botox when it first came out, and she is down to about 4 a month. She still works, but she learned to push through the less severe ones as I suspect you probably have to do. Triggered mostly by barometric pressure from what we can tell. But every 3 months, she has to get 31 injections into her scalp and it's not cheap even with insurance.
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Some girl I was talking to referred to her dog as her brother. Thats when I told her good luck!
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Over and over, something in the profile catches me saying "And thaaaaaat's why you're single."
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The thing that I find so funny is girls who have requirements in their bio.
i.e.: Be over 6ft tall, etc. Most of the girls that post that aren't even attractive to begin with. |
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One requirement I saw was "must live in a nice neighborhood". Too much HGTV watching I guess. I went on a coffee date tonight and it was a fail. 32 year old blonde teacher in decent shape turned out to be a 37 year old ex-teacher (she didn't say why) who was also a smoker and TERRIBLE at conversation. I was immediately thinking of how I would get out of it as soon as she sat down.
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