M Performance Parts Available For G80 M3 / G82 M4 At Launch

Whyte_Diamonds · 09-22-2020, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by spuntyb

What in the actual f*ck

Crying Jordan is right bro. Someone needs to do one on the new M3

brettsvn · 09-22-2020, 09:18 PM

I need to hurry up and create a new after market bumper to help save these things... and I'd make a killing.

Auricom · 09-22-2020, 09:24 PM

What f'ery did I just watch... I've seen bad and idiotic marketing videos but this has got to be the f'ing worse.

Fugly M3 · 09-22-2020, 09:31 PM

So BMW is already selling a blackout for the bottom half that blends with the grills so as to make them appear no larger than they used to against every color but black? Right.

unc879wins · 09-22-2020, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Encanto

JC Whitney called, want their catalog back.

Ok, that literally made me lol.

b2nvs2001 · 09-22-2020, 09:37 PM

Seriously- never sworn on here but what in the f*** is going on? I actually didn't mind the m3 reveal yesterday thinking it was a little "ricer" but definitely still a viable option.

But with the marketing, m performance parts etc. it seems like bmw are targeting a different audience - ? Supra audience? Certainly not me...

To extrapolate driving experience from what I've seen (which may be completely incorrect) this car will likely have no steering feel, sound like a honda civic with a 4" can and have the driving dynamics of a goat...

Sad bmw - where have you gone....

Bumpinjeep · 09-22-2020, 09:38 PM

WTF?!?! Every single thing...what F'ing, happened?!?

unc879wins · 09-22-2020, 09:40 PM

It's not good when the lead designer is knee deep in a midlife crisis during design/development.

It's almost like they sacrificed the M3/4 to push BMW customers up (M5) or down (M2) the lineup ladder.

e92ben · 09-22-2020, 09:51 PM

DomaJoke has topped Chris Bangle in obscure ugliness category.

Jimjamz · 09-22-2020, 09:58 PM

Get your M2 CS while you can

PARTS@STBMW · 09-22-2020, 09:59 PM

Sad, sad week....

icegrill · 09-22-2020, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by hellokitty

Holy smokes this makes the Civic Type R look understated... I'm going to throw up now

I was thinking the same thing. It's the m3 we deserved for 2020😷

metrickid · 09-22-2020, 10:10 PM

jdhiro · 09-22-2020, 10:10 PM

I'm in awe. There is nothing redeeming here. This is an absolute train wreck.

to_riffic · 09-22-2020, 10:13 PM

I thought I heard a noise come outta my E46 M3. Oh yeah, it was "cha ching $$$"

solstice · 09-22-2020, 10:13 PM

Nope, none of that is getting close to my car.

icegrill · 09-22-2020, 10:13 PM

The liberal left definitely designed this car

Rockshaker · 09-22-2020, 10:14 PM

Oh my...it's looking like a hard pass until LCI time.

JoeyBananaz18 · 09-22-2020, 10:14 PM

https://g80.bimmerpost.com/forums/at...1&d=1600830587

this is what it has come to.

low135 · 09-22-2020, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JTO24

They basically went to Instagram and got inspiration from all these bobo builds on there... basically half of the IG f8x cars look just like this, sadly.

Don't think I've seen a single F8x look this bad lmao

RyanBMW · 09-22-2020, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ilya335

I guess the person who did the front also did the performance exhaust?

cheezsandwiches · 09-22-2020, 10:25 PM

[IMG][/IMG]

Thousands of people on Instagram all with the same comments about the hideous front end. Scrolling further down and they all become puke emojis. BMW M pins the few positive comments at top.

#FireMarkusFlasch

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