M Performance Parts Available For G80 M3 / G82 M4 At Launch

hellrotm · 09-23-2020, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by DieGrüneHölle

Not kidding.

Some people need to lose their jobs over this G8X fiasco.

This is beyond awful.

Who exactly is the "Chris Bangle" of the G8x Giant Pig Nose grills?

Herofmine · 09-23-2020, 12:25 AM

Anyone who's in market for new M3/4 should not buy it and protest it! Let the bmw Marketing team see how sales will sink with this idiotic design ! Instead buy Benz and Audi! Let them learn their lesson!
This new design just awful

SabineBimmer · 09-23-2020, 12:33 AM

So this video is essentially BMW's mashup of West Side Story, douche-baggery, Harry Potter, and a local proctologist's advertisement? LOL... This sucks.

I guess BMW is so 'hip' that their avant-garde ads are exempt from having to adhere to good art direction.

M3_WC · 09-23-2020, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Herofmine

Anyone who's in market for new M3/4 should not buy it and protest it! Let the bmw Marketing team see how sales will sink with this idiotic design ! Instead buy Benz and Audi! Let them learn their lesson!
This new design just awful

If sales don't meet F8x numbers, they will blame it on covid.

b2nvs2001 · 09-23-2020, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Herofmine

Anyone who's in market for new M3/4 should not buy it and protest it! Let the bmw Marketing team see how sales will sink with this idiotic design ! Instead buy Benz and Audi! Let them learn their lesson!
This new design just awful

You're getting the wrong end of the stick here - I finally get it - this car wasn't meant for us. This car is meant for the folks who love skinny jeans that run around town with skateboards and chainsaws in hand and start shouting like madmen when driving!

Lamboblue · 09-23-2020, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by ThatKrazyPolak

Who ok-ed this marketing campaign? It's like trying to appeal to 27 year old trust fund hipsters that make multimillion dollar deals posting salt bae dances on TikTok.

Newsflash BMW, there's a company called Tesla that the kids are into. Young people are saddled with student loan debt there not going to go out and buy a $80-90K sports sedan. The unfortunate truth is young people nowadays like puppy filters more than driving, that's why they flock to Tesla.

This is all coming from a youth that actually appreciates driving.

Ok boomer

Dude I'm 28 take a Xan and a half.

Would you rather be saddled with student loan debt pursuing a higher education and pay if it meant knowing the difference between they're and there?

Galip1993 · 09-23-2020, 12:53 AM

I just can’t believe it... Somebody make a aftermarket front end ASAP it will sell like crazy.

Loma · 09-23-2020, 01:05 AM

Parts aside, who in the world approved this trailer?

HyeM3 · 09-23-2020, 01:12 AM

The front m performance bumper looks like it has a 5 o'clock shadow what the absolute fuck is going on

paliknight · 09-23-2020, 01:22 AM

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I cannot believe what I'm seeing right now.

They've really gone mental with the design, this is some tacky 2000's Pimp My Ride crap. Not one bit of elegance anywhere to be found.

I really they this is all deliberate now to fuck with us. The front was bad enough, now they figured out a way to Fuck the rear too.

Stockholmarn · 09-23-2020, 01:45 AM

Bet it still drives good.
Will it be available with a tow hook?

M3 Number 86 · 09-23-2020, 02:12 AM

I thought the cars were bad. This video is worse. Nothing to do with Bmw anymore lol

MFNATIK · 09-23-2020, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by SabineBimmer

So this video is essentially BMW's mashup of West Side Story, douche-baggery, Harry Potter, and a local proctologist's advertisement? LOL... This sucks.

I guess BMW is so 'hip' that their avant-garde ads are exempt from having to adhere to good art direction.

Well, they did use a completely incoherent design language so might as well match it with a completely incoherent ad.

I mean, I thought was watching the preview for the next Fast & Furious 10, coming to a screen near you in 2021.

wdskukm3 · 09-23-2020, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Superjackson

Finally, a design that isn't boring af. That exhaust is so cool too

You really think that exhaust looks good. Yuck!!!

M3 Number 86 · 09-23-2020, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by hellokitty

Fire this guy immediately

We need to find him online and send him this link lmao

Jcali86 · 09-23-2020, 02:19 AM

Matt just said on Carwow the carbon buckets are £3.5k options

Onlybimmers · 09-23-2020, 02:19 AM

Trash

M3 Number 86 · 09-23-2020, 02:22 AM

Why couldn't they just mess around with the 1er to make it trendy for younger folks.

They had to butcher the main M car in the lineup. Look how awesome the M5 and M8 are. This is just horrible. I can't believe this is real. I'll be laughing at the first dude I see on the road in this thing.

Bimmer Nerd · 09-23-2020, 02:22 AM

My F80 is appreciating in value as we speak

Sedan_Clan · 09-23-2020, 02:28 AM

I really am lost regarding this exhaust design and the design of the M Performance parts/car as well. This one is difficult to get behind.

Sedan_Clan · 09-23-2020, 02:29 AM

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My F80 is appreciating in value as we speak

Unfortunately that it is not.

av.7447 · 09-23-2020, 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Unfortunately that it is not.

I would say, run and sell your F80 NOW as the prices gonna drop like a space rock

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