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And if I asked you to name all the things you love, how long would it take to name yourself?
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I always hear "Tax the rich" Never do I hear "Help the poor" It`s easier To be Envious Than to be Generous. "It`s easier To take Than to Give"
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I think these last few "quotes" might belong in the "You know you're old when" thread, just sayin'.
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