[AhsanU]

While I couldn't care less about quarter mile times or 60-130 times, I do take a bit of offence with the nomenclature here.

Since when did bone stock mean a car with a tune? Bone stock = as it came from the factory. If you give that car to BMW for servicing or if your engine had any issues, they would flag it and say they're not covering anything under warranty because your warranty is invalid from a tune. Not trying to spark a debate about warranties, but that car isn't "bone stock".