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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD
That makes you a fat ass not old.
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Actually, I only had one spoon of the cake. I was quite literally on my death bed in a major medical center's CCU, with relatives flying in from all over the country to say their goodbyes. Not wanting to be a Debbie Downer, I threw myself a birthday party (it was really my birthday) so they would have something positive to remember (and talk about at my funeral) during the impending sad occasion.
They sent me home to die peacefully, with a portable 24/7 IV infusion of ticker juice. I'm obviously too stubborn to die...and have a problem listening to doctors!
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Originally Posted by AreWeThereYet?
I hope you at least shared that Carvel cake with the nurses in the floor?!
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I didn't have a freezer to store it, and you can bet that word spread quickly among the CCU staff who volunteered to help "dispose" of the evidence.....