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      05-08-2015, 03:17 PM   #64
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I just got a mothers day card and though this is not as traditional as the card Sara got, the text is epic.

Just me and my mom:

We like to: Go to the dog park.
She works hard at: Taking care of us. (not true but hell if I correct the pup)
We spend a lot of time: Walking the dogs in a dog park.
She loves: animals.
My favorite food is: Bacon with pasta. (bacon pasta is the easiest and by far the tastiest food you can make under 20minutes time).
She cooks the best: Bacon with pasta.
We are really good at: Making mistakes.
She likes it when I: Help with the dishes.
We don't like: Dog poop on the carpet (we have a puppy)
Her favorite hobby is: Playing games
When it's just us we: Like to go to car wash ( this bit killed me completely)
I love mom because: She makes my nightmares go away. ("I wrote first because she lets me get information on stuff school thinks I'm too young to know but the teacher said that is not a nice thing")

Washing cars in mothers day card! Beat that guys.
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