Just got a seat for dinner at Mexican restaurant. Waitress hadn't arrived so I mosey over to bar to see the selection of tequilas. Decides on Don Julio Anejo/Gran Marnier. As I'm walking back to my table, I get a text from Sarge. Network drive they store all their data on is gone. I'll be there in 30
Get there and sarge says Sir, follow my finger with your eyes
Freakin DREs gotta DRE
WHY you cops gotta always break stuff just as I sit at the table? I never call 911 during dinner hour
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